UGHHHH

I came home from Colorado to find my plant looking like this...

It is turning yellow. Is that bad?

I want to be a plant person, really, I do. I always seem to do this to plants though. When people give me flowers I think they die faster because they are in my presence. I once bought a poinsettia and forget it in the back of me car... in december... in Utah. By the time I remembered it, it was dead. 

I dated a boy who told me that I reminded him of the character Jennifer from the book Marley & Me. When I asked him why, he said it was because she kills plants. And, I do.